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[–] [email protected] 166 points 6 months ago (2 children)

speed is cool and all but have you ever heard of

✨ acceleration ✨

[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago

Constantly

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes. This is when you are really good at making your food last longer.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You're thinking of refrigeration.

Acceleration is when matter in space starts to coalesce into stellar objects.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You're thinking of accretion. I don't know what acceleration means, though

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's when you pop a minty gum in your mouth and chew it. You've accelerated your breath.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of exceleration. I don't know what acceleration means, though

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

No that’s when you put everything in a spreadsheet. You’re thinking of inceleration.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure it's the process by which material is separated from the blood through the agency of the cells of the various glands and elaborated by the cells into new substances