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Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is cocaine a hallucinogen now?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Theoretically it could be for sharks, given their brains are significantly different from ours. I’d find it doubtful though. Only way we could find out for sure is testing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only way we could find out for sure is testing.

Rather you than me. Sharks are scary enough without cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Challenge accepted. Now I just need sharks. And cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Scratch that, just the cocaine.