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Fatherly hazing (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

I live in Quebec and we're pretty bilingual around here so I've heard these hazing jokes in both languages. My favorite in French is sending an apprentice for "une clé taurus".

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Eh new guy la ouien toien mon'tit sauce. Vien-cit câlis. Cherche moien une Clé Taurus à home depot. Ouien une C L É T A U R U S. Les chums aux "service desk" va savoir c'est quoi. Away let's go crisse.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

A Taurus key?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It sounds like clitoris and it's funny when they go ask people if they have one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Ah, that is a good one. Common one in the UK is to ask for a reach around.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Sound it out

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A bull? Or is that a misspelling or torus, meaning donut shape?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

It's funny because they ask dudes if they have a clitoris and we are big children.