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[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Microsoft Mutually Azured Destruction

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's okay, even if if they wanted to nuke the world, they'd need to find which specific portal to log into, and even after inputing everything correctly there'd be around an hour before the servers actually processed the change request.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hey man, nuke-the-world requests take time to propagate you know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Amazon Nuclear Prime.

2 hour weapon delivery. Free year of movies included.