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It definitely was a good idea though (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Just develop a heart condition and they'll straight up give it to you. Easy peasy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

As a bonus, if we already have a heart condition and an abundant supply of prescription nitroglycerin tabs, we can perform the aforementioned prank to give all our friends heart attacks too! 😄

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Ha, jokes on YOU, I already have a heart condition!

Wait...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Alternatively, work in a hospital or on an ambulance. We've got loads of the shit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I was gonna say, actually thinking about pocketing the excess next time I pull some from the Omnicell to see if this works lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

A tab of NTG is only 0.5mg, a drop of pure NTG (so around the size of the tab) would be in the ballpark of 125 mg, so the tablet contains very little NTG. Id wager a tiny pop if any.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I really want to put a couple bottles of tablets in a blender and see what happens haha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Maybe it'll be like the 4th of July in your kitchen. It's worth a try. Make sure to video it and let us know how it turns out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Easy enough to make.