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[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You cut one pineapple, share it with 6 friends, and goo around looking for people that want the other 36 ones. Or maybe reserve 2 others for cutting through the week, so you only have to find enough people to get 34 pineapples from you. (The closest supermarket from here doesn't keep as many in storage.)

Have your math classes in fundamental school teach you how to find people that want pineapples?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

goo around looking for people

What does that entail? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Upsidedown pineapples