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It says "countless offers of marriage" but not that it was women offering to marry him. So it could also be dudes. Schrödinger's sexuality I guess.
he's in a long-time relationship with another man. my guess is his "proposals" run the gamut (and i expect a majority are made in jest).
One dude, who keeps creating new accounts to beg him for his hand in marriage.
I'd marry him to share his wardrobe
Could also be a null value making it uncountable
Zero is countable
It was mostly dogs, but since they can't give consent he refused