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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Amateur.

I put down a little cubicle and promise them an unspecified amount of blood at some vague point in the future based on attendance and productivity.

It's the only way to kill the mosquito's soul.

They usually fly into a rock on purpose after that, especially after I tell them that I need them to come in on Saturday.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Amateur.

I do a 12 hours a day week, 10 hours for Saturday and they get the Sunday off only if they don't break the printer during the week.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Careful now, You don't want the Mosquito union getting involved.

Their legal team are bloodsuckers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Meeh, I bribed their union leaders with a few type A+ bags.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This guy mosquito capitalisms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Hey, it works on humans 🤷.