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Anon learns about nuts (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] zout@fedia.io 11 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

Good luck trying to fuck a chimpanzee without consent. Those are strong as hell.

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[–] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

OK, I'm not for attempting to fuck chimpanzees without consent either.

But yeah, you are right. One of those serious questions - with the most serious of consequences - would be: "Could you actually fuck a chimpanzee without consent?"

Jamie, pull that up for me.

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