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Anon learns about nuts (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 15 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

Well, a key question is 'Do you think a chimpanzee would let Joe Rogan fuck them?'

Because if not, it's not consensual, and that opens up some serious questions.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Good luck trying to fuck a chimpanzee without consent. Those are strong as hell.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    OK, I'm not for attempting to fuck chimpanzees without consent either.

    But yeah, you are right. One of those serious questions - with the most serious of consequences - would be: "Could you actually fuck a chimpanzee without consent?"

    Jamie, pull that up for me.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The question is irrelevant because Joe would prefer to wrestle the chimp into submission first. This reminds me of that time he interviewed a chimp.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago*

    It probably says more about me than Joe, that I didn't want to click that link, because I thought it might actually be real.

    But, it's great, and thanks for sharing it

    🐵

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