In North Korea...

There's this magical device called a television,it allows the rapid broadcast of information and video but experts suspect it's purpose is for propaganda.

It's illegal to stand on your head naked in public and loudly scream that you drink piss every day. You should try this in front of your asian friends (all asians are the same and therefore north korean) and see how this clashes with their ingrained communist upbringing.

If you have not read the full works of Marx, Engles, Lenin and Kim Il Sung by age five you are eaten in a yearly feast attended by the North Korean elite.

There's a huge bright yellow dot in the sky that almost blinds you when you look at it. It also starts what they call a "new day", something that makes going outside mandatory.

Experts say it's the Kim regime's way of spying on its own citizens

The government forces you to breathe a substance known as air 24/7. CIA intelligence reports that it is so addicting that not breathing it will literally kill you in seconds.

It's a shame that they cant hang out with the locals, but nice that he still goes to talk a bit with some locals.

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Burping is illegal. If you burp at your family dinner Kim Jong Un will burn you alive and burp in your face. I thought gommunizm was about freedom...

no squid game :o

In North Korea, there is a group of people who are armed and wear the same cloths at almost all times. They are educated by the Kim regime in how to kill people. They are forced to eat at the same time and live together in things they called magsas. they call it a "military" but i think it should be a war crime

the most widely consumed chemical is something called dihydrogen monoxide. The government insists it is safe and even claims it has health benefits when in reality it is the main component of acid rain. Every person who ingests this chemical dies eventually and even the tiniest amount entering your lungs can have fatal consequences. Despite these known dangers, the chemical remains widespread.

they have what they call diseases. People catch them seemingly randomly, but some inside sources claim the government injects you with them. You feel terrible for a few days and you might even DIE from them. Then they force you to see a doctor, who will give you medication to treat the disease. This is all a big scam to inflate their numbers and make their economy seem like it's functioning. I mean, who goes to a doctor? They're so expensive I can't believe people just go there in North Korea. They're probably forced to, and probably have to pay out of pocket too BEFORE any service is rendered.

if you are a so-called "homeless" (how can people not have homes lmao I live in a villa and we're barely rich) the government forces you into a tiny apartment just big enough for you and your family. You don't get to choose where you live, they just put you wherever they want. I mean, what if you want to live near the ocean in Cali?? You can't do that in North Korea.

sometimes they put kids in a big room together and have them fill pages upon pages in complete silence for an hour, sometimes more. You're not allowed to speak, not allowed to look at your phone, you're only allowed to fill your pages. If you can't fill the stack of paper they give you fast enough or you don't answer the questions with what they tell you is the "truth", they put you through the process again. They call these "exams" but I think this should be considered a form of torture.

they pack people into long metal tubes, with sometimes more than 100 people in a single tube, and then they send those tubes at breakneck speed over long distances. They have you do this at least twice a day, sometimes more. They call these trains and they're supposed to get you to work faster, but I've never seen one of these things in my life.