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cross-posted from: https://alien.top/post/75710

when it comes to chicken nuggets the mods here react sort of quickly,

but when its about someone selling their used graphics card, or to get feedback on their purchased server rack, or on the tattoo they just got, oror someone wanting to admire others to admire their hardware rack, or chunk full of scam posts, or someone begging for someone elses credit card to open a oracle cloud account...

then it takes them forever...

maybe one single active mod is not enough for a subreddit of this size? and that one single mod obviously needs some time off, and some time to sleep etc. A sub of this size and coverage should have atleast 10+ active mods to cover all timezones and work schedules.

But who gives a fuck right. Lets enjoy the next post about "i need to drive my grandma to the hospital, and to get there i need to use GPS, so tell me server hardware to buy, so that i can run some selfhosted software on that to calculate my route to the hospital! obviously this belongs here!" And dont forget the daily "what is the best Google Photos alternative??" and "how can i access my services from outside my network?" posts... all those that have been asked and answered so many times already before,and nothing has changed since then. And there even is a rule about these lazy posts but when has that rule ever been used? Never i woudl claim. Mods dont give a fuck so why should users give any fuck? Sub is going downrill at huge speed, gg. And its already too late to change anything.

RIP

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I was in a house in brookhaven and my girlfriend joined. I invited her to my house. We flirted with each other in bed and generally just had a nice chat until all of a sudden this bitch breaks into our house. Her name was Jessica. I yelled at her to get the fuck out of our house but she calls me daddy and asks if I'll give her a donation in pls donate. At this point I'm confused as fuck and so is my girlfriend, so me and my girlfriend once again tell her to leave but she just dawdled in front of our bed. Me, annoyed as fuck, decided to tell her that I'll give her a donation if she leaves (obviously this was a lie and I just wanted her to get the fuck out). As she continues to dawdle, my girlfriend gets pissed at me and I don't know why. That is until she started to rant about the fact that I never give her robux. She starts crying (in real life I think) and claims that I hardly spend time with her and that BedWars and Arsenal with friends is more important to me than her. She starts ranting about the fact that I never give her robux despite the fact that I'm rich yet I'm willing to give robux to some random ass stranger invading our house. I told her that I was lying and that I wasn't gonna give Jessica shit and just wanted her to leave, but she didn't really seem to buy it and she was incredibly pissed and angry. She left the game and I was just sitting in front of Jessica feeling guilty. I didn't know who was in the right here and I left before Jessica could say anything. I was gonna talk to my girlfriend and try to fix things up, but it was at that moment I realized she had unfriended me. I didn't know what to do. I tried adding her on roblox but she never accepted my request. I tried using SearchBlox to reach out to her but it didn't work. Nothing worked. I had lost my girlfriend I had been with for nearly 4 years. Sarah, if you're reading this, please reach out to me. I promise I can fix things up.

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About my former clan, ISF, I have to say something about it, considering this is absolutely disgusting- I don't even know what to say anymore. It started an unknown date. The staff members started a group chat on very sus things. I cannot show the screenshots due to the rules here. Nicole, aka JoseFinaNicole, Started clipping things- and considering that she sent it to the official ISF discord server, I'll say something- all of the ISF staff members know each other IRL. I think Nicole posted these screenshots mainly because that the server is no longer active, along with igc, chat, and mostly, partnerships. This is the reason why I moved along to other ingame clans- such as pvpz and ISC. Yes, I'm talking about Immortals Sapphire clan. The leaders, Allan and Dino (formerly DinoBeast), let's just say they sound 100% underaged, considering it is confirmed by several members that left the server (and I've heard Dino's voice before). You can ask me more about why this clan is going to be APEX 2.0, but way worse, in my dms. 75% of the staff members are either disgusting OR racist, considering Dino said the n-word in the groupchat several times, but if he's black, I can understand why he say it a lot. I can't do this anymore. The only friendly staff members that are actually friendly to me is literally Nicole and Sed. Whatever you do- Do not join immortal sapphires clan. PLEASE don't. You'll thank me later. BRO. I'M SERIOUS. ALL OF THEM ARE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. THEY TALK ABOUT SEX ON THE GC SEVERAL TIMES, WAY WORSE.. and they have "harassed" the pvpz clan on their server. ISF decided to mass ban me, Kittynotfoundd and several Pvpz members off the server. First of all. We talked about this. They started harassment against me and the pvpz community. For a former ISF member, I am honestly.. disappointed. Allan, is Underaged. nicole have several screenshots proving that he's born in 2010. Dino, can also be considered underaged, considering his voice sounds 9. Panik (or kittynotfoundd), told me to write this essay. As mentioned, ban waves, toxicity, disgusting content aka nsfw and sexual content, do not join ISF. Thanks for understanding. As for my response to dino, dino, I don't understand your point. I can agree that you aren't underaged, so as allan, but you really want to beef the pvpz community for saying something that's literally the truth? Makes no sense to me. I'm wrong about underaged, the gc and some others, but half of the informations are true- NSFW content and toxicity. Even if I say NSFW content, I do not mean what I usually say and I don't even know what I'm even talking about 85% of the time. I can be toxic, but 75% of the toxic things I say are literally due to the ISF server. I'm the one who literally revives your chat 24/7. Next, we have to talk about the bans. I requested the ban due to the fact that the server is gonna get raided after I posted the ISF post, and honestly, I was right. Allan did me a big favor, and ended up saving my notifications. (Thanks, allan.) Third of all, I have the rights to say anything I want about ISF, from good, mid, to bad. You threatened the pvpz community that if I made another fandom post about ISF again, you'll "beef" us, which "ruins" the pvpz server. What are you gonna do, nuke the server? You're literally making no sense. Fourth, your staff members didn't give a crap about the server raid yesterday, except corrupt, which means you're making a mod doing their job too seriously, they literally wanna quit. Hechhog, never gave a crap about it, and a few other staff members. Lastly, Jey is banned due to false informations. He helped you.. He never gonna give a crap about you again. You just hire staff members that are literally active, like nicole. And when she left ISF entirely, sed did the same thing, but still have mod access, since corrupt gave him one more chance. You literally faked your events, kit giveaways (since allan never gave me a kit after I won a match, and that was 2 months ago..), and more. This is just a warning, I can do much worse than this. Thank you.

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Yeah, I’ve touched grass; it was icky. There was dirt, and bugs, and pollen, and bacteria, and the sun was too hot, and the air was too humid, and I was feeling itchy, sore, achy, and tired the WHOLE TIME - there’s only ONE letter of difference between “Grass” and “Gross” and I NO LONGER THINK THAT’S PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

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I went with my Vietnamese colleague to an all you can eat sushi place in Savannah after we spent two weeks doing hurricane response when I was still in the Coast Guard. This dude ate 32 rolls of sushi, and the old lady running the place loved him. At a certain point, I think she just wanted to see how many it would take before he tapped out. I think I ate ten or twelve rolls, and just sat there in awe while the dude just kept shoveling food into his mouth. To be fair, we’d been working 20 hour days for two weeks and the ship was running out of food before we pulled into port.

Later on, found out that same dude cheated on his wife, then found out his wife was pregnant, they tried to work it out, she had a miscarriage, and he filed for divorce two weeks later. Fun times

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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Tell Ea-Nasir: Nanni sends the following message:

"When you came, you said to me: “I will give fine quality copper ingots." You left, but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger and said:

“If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!”

What do you take me for that you treat me with such contempt? How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; It is now up to you to restore to me in full. Take notice that I will not accept any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall select and take the ingots individually in my yard and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.”