[–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

Listen, I've got handcuffs, I can give you the stop and frisk to make sure you aren't hiding contraband in each of your slutty orifices... Do you really want to get the law involved?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Ms, it seems that you've toppled all of the shelves. Please bend over and pick each one up while you receive your corporal punishment, and please remember that this is a library, any outbursts will lead to further... punishment

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