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[–] 2 points 5 days ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    You absolutely did, all you needed to do was use your noodle

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    Although she did chicken out.

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  • [–] [S] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

    Hey now, it just took a minute to work up a nice, hot, frothy lather...

    (...and half a pepsi bottle, a sock and a gallon jug of Dawn dish soap. That helped too.)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Well, now I'm conflicted. While i was originally making a pun on the type of noodles, if people missing my puns get me pics of a lovely woman's soapy tits, it just encourages me to make more bad puns. What CAN i do about TIT? ;)

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  • Send nood(le soup)s

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Needs bean cans next time.

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 1 week ago* (2 children)

    The worst part is I actively decided not to get bean soup because I thought the chicken noodle would be more iconic... sigh. Meme regrets are the most painful of all.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    Perfect, 11/10!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    New hair color? And did the cans somehow get bigger since I last looked? The world is full of marvels, I'm telling ya.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 week ago

    Ever played Dig Dug? Its that but with tiddies.

    (and hey, thanks for noticing! Not really new hair, just freshly redyed purple under super yellow lights. I usually let it fade to pastel then bleach and redye, cycle is about every 6-8 weeks. Sometimes I keep the bleach for a bit to let my hair recover before I dye, which is why I'm blonde in a few photos.)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (13 children)

    :D Remind me to never eat soup at your house.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 week ago (12 children)

    If you think this is bad, you don't even wanna know what I did to the stew...

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (11 children)

    Actually, I would love to know with exact detail what you did with the stew

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 week ago (10 children)

    Actual footage of the last people to try the stew:

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  • [–] 1 point 5 days ago (3 children)

    Lemmy is the only part of my life in which I encounter other people appreciating Red Dwarf.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 5 days ago (2 children)

    Tbh 90% of my dialog options are some veiled reference to Red Dwarf. I reference Cat on at least a daily basis.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 days ago* (1 child)

    You saying "dialog options" to refer to having a conversation is consistent with everything I know about you.

    You repeatedly referencing Red Dwarf is a pleasant surprise.

    edit: I sincerely didn't notice that you said "dialog" and I said "dialogue." It seems there's a difference, though a minor one. That's pretty cool. Thank you for educating me.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)
  • [–] [S] 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    ... Fuck that was good. And I'm too tired to think up a response and I'm out of meme photos so fuck you, here's a pre-bed hole pic.

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