Really, the dress is struggling to contain the unfathomable power of my tits. The tits themselves seem content to smoosh their way to freedom unconcerned...

... I patiently explain to the cops, moments before being hauled off to Horny Jail.

My dresses voted against unionizing, so that strap can get back to work like the rest of them and be grateful it has a job at all!

Oh you totally could. Though it might be a little... friction-y with the latex without an ample amount of lube.

"I just can't understand how they figured out I was smuggling Goth Tiddies over the border!"

oh god story time: I went to a con wearing a costume that was pretty much just a latex zentai, a helmet and kickass boots. Anyways, going through security and somehow I set off the metal detector and the guy wants to wand me - but before I could say anything, the head of security shouted over "Oh come on man, where the fuck would she be hiding a gun??" and just waved me through. Friends & I still shout that one at each other in memory of the most correct security guy we've ever found at a con.

I mean, don't'cha wanna show me off just a little bit? I make a real impression in the local grocery store, believe me... 😉

This bodysuit is wild - I love latex for the feeling of constriction, but being able to adjust it at so many points with the bands is so fun. Seriously, I can barely breathe with it as tight as it is across my tiddies, but it still fits in the hips! Truly, all apparel should be similarly designed.

Well I mean... I don't know if you'd fit in it... 😜