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[–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

Listen, I've got handcuffs, I can give you the stop and frisk to make sure you aren't hiding contraband in each of your slutty orifices... Do you really want to get the law involved?

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 day ago*

    oh god story time: I went to a con wearing a costume that was pretty much just a latex zentai, a helmet and kickass boots. Anyways, going through security and somehow I set off the metal detector and the guy wants to wand me - but before I could say anything, the head of security shouted over "Oh come on man, where the fuck would she be hiding a gun??" and just waved me through. Friends & I still shout that one at each other in memory of the most correct security guy we've ever found at a con.

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