Now THIS is shitposting

As a skilled carpenter who's used to measuring wood, this is the only answer.

The Bible

I've been waiting for this. The signal of the end.

The researchers grouped three forms of ADHD identified in the imaging into familiar – and one less familiar – categories: predominantly inattentive; predominantly hyperactive/impulsive; and a more severe, combined presentation marked by emotional dysregulation or difficulty managing and responding to emotions in a controlled, appropriate way.

Terrible terrible terrible terrible take, so great post.

Still waiting for Defense Against the AI Dark Arts to drop

How you gonna post about cum metal and not link any bangers? Hook a brother up

You are a modern day Magellan, never change

Lyrics from the song Guillotine by the band Death Grips. No further knowledge is needed to "get it".

Just wait until Google implements Web Environment Integrity.

We should already be in the streets and we're not.

Copy all text before you comment or post so you can paste it if your submission fails and deletes.

Also, blunt can be rude, but it doesn't have to be. "Can you not let the dogs tangle?" is, by itself, serious and blunt. It sounds like it's possible that you adding additional tone on top of the words is where the disconnect happens.

Sometimes saying "hey, would you mind not letting the dogs tangle? Thank you :)" in a normal voice IS the most blunt and efficient answer. It almost guarantees no pushback. You say it, they do it, done. You saved yourself your current frustration, AND you achieved the goal of not letting the dogs tangle, with almost no extra work.