A laptop and an... uhhh... a laptop and a... fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.

"It doesn't have the Microsoft store" he said; after which my friend and I facepalmed so hard that it might have caused us a concussion.

I somehow keep getting people interested in switching from Windows to Linux with a decently higher conversion rate compared to my friends; and it happened again today so I count that as a recent win.

Mass murder with the use of explosive devices (and punching people to death (and throwing some of them off cliffs)).

I wouldn't like to sell WhatsApp, I feel comfortable selling any other Facebook product

I hate websites that either don't have a reject all cookies button or they make it suuuuper tiny and put it so close to the big accept button which causes you to accidentally hit accept if you're on mobile

Randomly select one of them and sell it, then try to turn all the others into federated apps before making them open source

This is literally how I code stuff when I'm sleepy, then I come back a month later and realize how horrible the code was. Pretty sure I can still find stuff like this in my old discontinued projects

Linux, Tor, and the Ballistica game engine/BombSquad game (not fully open source as stuff used for sensitive data remains closed source 😔)

Edit: forgot git lol