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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

python -> Import solver (C) -> Solution

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If you're catting a file into a grep, you can go.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I mean good point, but if I'm just using bash as a shell and not writing a script, I'm probably first previewing the contents of a file with cat anyway, and recalling the last command and appending a | grep <pattern> to it is less keystrokes than re-writing the last command into grep <pattern> <file>. Especially if you're playing around with the pattern and trying to get it right, it's nice to have the pattern at the end of the line.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

PHP -> Problem -> Replace the developer -> Solution.

Yes PHP was bad in 5.x, in 8.x if things go bad it's just the developer who's bad.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Racket: problem - > #lang solution

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