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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"I'll send your teeth brush to the unemployment office" or "Carmine, you sit in the front seat, I wanna stretch my legs", I for myself like to use "you have my undivided attention now", freaks people out. Don't have to use it very often, one or 2 times in my life in earnest. Add Jack Nicholson smile for good measure.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I will eat your babies" stole it from always sunny. Used it once, ended a road rage incident

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I will tongue punch your fart box.

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I will fuck your throat hole

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