Warning: NSFW language

“Jewish men have small cocks because they can’t use them after they get married,” Giuliani said, according to the transcript. “Whereas the Italian use them all their lives so they get bigger.”

Giuliani railed against how Jewish people “want to go through that freaking Passover all the time” and how they should “get over the Passover” because it was 3,000 years ago. “OK, the Red Sea parted,” the transcript reads. “Big deal. Not the first time that happened.”

Giuliani doesn’t elaborate on other instances when the Red Sea was parted.

The transcripts also feature Giuliani discussing which celebrities are Republican. Giuliani is trying to think of someone in particular and Dunphy volunteers that Matt Damon is “very liberal.”

“Matt Damon is a fag,” Giuliani replies. “Matt Damon is also 5’2″, eyes are blue. Coochi-coochie-coochie-coo.”

Various websites list Damon as around 5’10”. It’s unclear why Giuliani invoked the 1920s song “Has Anybody Seen My Girl? (Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue)” or what it has to do with the actor.

Then there are the lewd comments directed toward Dunphy. “Come here, big tits,” Giuliani says on one occasion, according to the transcript. “Come here, big tits. Your tits belong to me. Give them to me [indiscernable]. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. These are my tits.”

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[–] 203 points 3 years ago (7 children)

People here calling him psycho and demented, when really he's just a run of the mill old bigot with a massive platform and an even bigger mouth.
Lets stop pretending like people need Alzheimer's or some mental illness to become more vocal about their hate, it is our society and its rapid decline back in to fascism that is allowing it, blame that.

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  • [–] 108 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    This is exactly what "locker room talk" was code for, and why Trump's voters weren't phased by it, this is the toxic culture they have and want to defend.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Yup, unfortunately it also seeps through in to the rest of society, where it becomes the norm to make excuses for such behaviour, partly because people can't fathom other people being able to genuinely believe such hateful thigs and act on them, but they do, and it isn't "something wrong with them" it's an active and deep rooted part of our society.

    All this kind of scapegoating business is just othering because it hits far too close to home to admit that bigots are everyday people like the rest of us, and that our society not only enables but encourages them.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    This is much more than just hate, though. He's saying nonsensical things, making random logical jumps, and more. He can be a bigot and have dementia, they aren't mutually exclusive.

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  • [–] 37 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

    He’s saying nonsensical things, making random logical jumps

    That's literally antisemitism (all bigotry, really) for you. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    And you're right, he can be both, but bringing it up is irrelevant, especially since he's got a long and public record of this kind of behaviour, and all people are doing is armchair diagnosing (and seemingly with little understanding of what bigotry even is. And a lack of logic does not dementia make). Bringing potential dementia/mental illness up doesn't only come across (and actively serve) as an excuse, but it's also ableist in that it places a stigma on to people with whatever condition is being used as a scapegoat (and any that might, in a layperson's mind, relate, however loosely), instead of focusing on what's wrong with what he's saying.

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    [–] 186 points 3 years ago (18 children)

    What a very oddly specific and suspicious thing to have anything at all to say about.

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  • [–] 46 points 3 years ago (14 children)

    I'm starting to wonder how many of these aged politicians start to have dementia but manage to continue.

    It's really starting to make me pretty ageist when I consider voting.

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  • [–] 41 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    We should not be ashamed for being ageist when we are talking about politicians. The system has always been ageist with its limits directed toward young people, so I see no reason why there shouldn’t be an upper limit for old people.

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  • [–] 122 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Guiliani doesn't elaborate on other times the red sea was parted

    Made me laugh

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    [–] 86 points 3 years ago

    Giuliani doesn’t elaborate on other instances when the Red Sea was parted.

    This actually made me lol in the middle of this otherwise inhuman font of garbage, so well done there I suppose

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  • [–] 79 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Seeing a lot of comments about dementia here, but I honestly think he's just a drunk. Seen plenty of drunks in my life speak like this. Random, almost non-nonsensical comments. Random bits of songs. Screams drunkard to me.

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    [–] 61 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    “Come here, big tits. Your tits belong to me. Give them to me [indiscernable]. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. These are my tits.”

    Pure poetry from a modern day Shakespeare.

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    [+] 55 points 3 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)
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    [–] 49 points 3 years ago

    I thought I was reading The Onion for a minute....

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  • [–] 47 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    “oh your son of god died on a cross and now you gotta wear it on your chest and plaster your car? it was 2000 years ago get over it!”

    that’s a spicy take rudy.

    also my favorite part of the entire article is “guliani doesn’t elaborate on other instances when the red sea was parted”

    like, obviously, but this felt so needlessly hilarious to add in as a detail in the article

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    [–] 44 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    “Jewish men have small cocks because they can’t use them after they get married,” Giuliani said, according to the transcript. “Whereas the Italian use them all their lives so they get bigger.”

    …I REALLY don’t think that’s how penises work, mister

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    [–] 44 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    This isn’t dementia, Rudy’s just a dinosaur. A lot of big shots were sleazeballs behind closed doors when he came up half a century ago but most had the good sense to retire, die or at least stop saying their vilest thoughts out loud by now.

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    [–] 37 points 3 years ago (8 children)

    This man seems to think about Jew dick a lot.

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    [–] 34 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Giuliani doesn’t elaborate on other instances when the Red Sea was parted.

    I don't know why but this was so funny reading it.

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    [–] 33 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Why didn’t this asshat just shut the fuck up after 9/11? He would’ve been fondly remembered, and we wouldn’t have known he’s an butthole blowing antisemite.

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  • [–] 31 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    He seems like the kind of person that would enjoy a comedian makes jokes like "italian leople be like.... but jewish people be like...."

    Im quite surprised he survived after that scene in borat. That did not look good for him.

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    [–] 29 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

    Truly one of the American legal minds of all time

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  • [–] 29 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    These people are absolutely toxic. No wonder he got along with Trump so well.

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    [–] 27 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Hey, that America’s Mayor!

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    [–] 24 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I have such a low opinion of this taint sucking parasite that nothing he says will surprise me. Just go away you hair color sweating dipshit

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    [–] 24 points 3 years ago

    Trump-supporting lawyer and right-wing freak talks like a right-wing freak.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 years ago

    Sasha Baron Cohen got it right the second time

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  • [–] 23 points 3 years ago (13 children)

    This sounds like irritable dementia.

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  • [–] 39 points 3 years ago (11 children)

    Except he's been this way for years. Giuliani is just a scummy, despicable man.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    I was revolted by the "America's Mayor" shit in 2001, as if we were supposed to be amazed about him personally, that a disaster happened in his city and he did an adequate job responding to it. He was a shitbag before that, with things like 'stop and frisk' and 'broken window policing' (which were essentially authoritarian ways to harass poor people) and obviously continues to be one to this day.

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    [–] 22 points 3 years ago

    America's Mayor, everyone.

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