When you're playing a video game and forget what a health potion is called:

Lego India Johns 🤣

I almost lost my legs when The Object fell out of someone's purse in front of me in a line

I knew my wife took my piece of string

I have a giant bottle of crushed red pepper but otherwise it's pretty accurate.

The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.

Now I want cheese and I don't have any here...

“seeds of revolution”

“Perihelion (the concept)”

Yes it's true. I periodically slip away to the lady's room to consult my Constitution of Botswana.

wtf this is so accurate

My wife said "yeah, they're just missing tampons"

Is there a purse in their purse?

As a Brit, I wish more women would carry a bottle of HP Sauce with them. Beautiful with a sausage roll.

Instruction unclear: I took the "okasmeme" labeled purse out of the purse and now reality is collapsing. wdid? halp

Please, I don't keep a curling rock in my purse.

About two bowling balls are much more effective.

I do have always gaming dice, a Rubik's Cube and a crow whistle; but miss the purse I had in high school that seemed to always have exactly what was needed at any given time. If someone needed a screwdriver, I'd have accidentally left one in my purse, really anything anyone asked for that was purse sized would always be there that day. One time I had a chicken sandwich when someone said they were hungry, even though I didn't usually put food in there. It was the most useful purse ever and I've never had another magic one.

EDC

OMG THULIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!!!!

Then why don’t women ever loan me some of their thallium when I ask?

"Glory to Botswana!" ~the secret vow of womanhood

Only discerning women carry the Clue VCR edition.