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[–] 17 points 2 years ago

The golden shower we deserve, but not the golden shower we are gonna get.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Imagine pissing coins through your urethra. Not the same, but it reminds me of this

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Makes you wonder which feels less painful, the Lightning because it's smaller or the USB-C because it's blunter. Micro-USB gets disqualified because of the detents and I'm suddenly reminded of the wide ass 32 pin the Samsung feature phone I had in highschool used.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    It's trickling down alright

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    So you’re saying I need a red bow tie.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    The oooooool dick twist!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Cum that sweet money coin on my arse

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Basically being a sugar baby.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Is he punching him in the balls or jerking him off?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Aha, so this is what they mean by "Eat the rich"

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