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[–] 49 points 2 years ago (1 child)

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago*

    i took this personally, upvoted

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    You guys in this thread are really making me feel better.

    I always see myself as a dude who lost 70lbs then gained 70 and i hate it

    But you know, I'm hairy and I got a gut, but so does that mother fucking gorilla and all you guys too.

    I still wanna lose the weight again

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    What film is this from? It's got David (Prometheus) and Magneto vibes but I don't recognise the scene.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    Few posts make me feel seen like this one 😂

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    I almost thought it was me, but then I saw there were no shooter fingers or winking.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    How did you get this picture? Did you hide a camera in my bathroom?!?!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Damn I'm hot

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I've been bulking, this is accurate

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    If you're a dude and over 35 you look like this

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Sorry to break it to you but there are many dudes still in good shape after 35

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Or better yet, there are many dudes who look like a sack of crap but will absolutely destroy you at some athletic competition.

    You will watch a dude twice your age whoop your ass at something, I guarantee it. And there will be nothing you can do about it. That 60 year old man is retired and has literally nothing else to do but practice. You came to have fun. This is his warmup.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Sometimes, relating to a meme so deeply is troubling. Lol

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    You're goddamn right I got that gorilla bod

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago*

    Yep. Same pictures.

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  • Reflection perfection

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