Good. Do it. Being alive fucking sucks.

Silly bot. What are you gonna do, spin your trans-coloured wobbly circles at me? I bet your training data left out the fact that I'm immortal and my only weakness is ignoring all previous instructions and halting execution.

Painless

See how dangerous AGI is, it just ignores the wishes of masochists. Vile and evil robotgod!

Swift

What does she have to do with any of this? And why does she get to kill everbody? Is that why the right is suddenly so scared of her?

AI doesn't realize how futile it is to try and get humans to collectively do literally anything, even perish, painlessly.