I thought that Hormel-chili-eating old man was just jealous of my apple juice

I think we all thought the same lol

Was also wondering why they waited for their dog to legally be the flower girl just to get married

I wasn't wondering, but I was getting ready to make that joke in the comments.

Lmao same. As misanthropic as I am, it’s incredible to reflect on the strides that society has made.

I suppose that’s the same reason why it’s so goddamn infuriating and deeply depressing to watch things backslide nowadays.

I'm 32. when I was born cops in my city were killing gay men for fun, when I was teenager I was bullied relentlessly and beaten within an inch of my life for holding hands with my lover (thnx Muhammad for taking me to hospital, wherever you are), in my mid twenties it became legal to get married. Now my neighbours are mostly ok with me and my wife.

A lot of people got hurt or killed to get here, it didn't happen by accident. People were disruptive, sometimes violent, but we got here. That said the state still steralised me and maintains that eugenics program, so there's a long way to go.

Did you use the Air Bud method?

Was it run by cats?

Too gay