Water is A tier. Sparkling water is S tier.

S Tier for me is Ice cold water mixed with some good peach syrrup and some lemmons.

I'm going to disagree. Water, alone, is about a B+, maybe an A-. If you've ever been working out really intensely, to the point where you feel nauseous and could drink a liter of water and still be desperately thirsty, then you'll understand that you also need to get electrolytes, things like sodium, potassium, and magnesium. The mineral content in plain water is too low for that; a sugar-free (preferably unsweetened) sports drink is going to be better for you than water alone.

I'm with you, but for my wife's sake I'd move Dr. Pepper at least one tier above all others.

I would put Polar Seltzer Water at A, all other selterzs at B, Dr Pepper at C, and the rest where they lie.

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