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Ah yes, nothing like a nice rum and water.

God tier: cold brew, no cream or sugar.

I’d personally place tea on S and water on A. Tea is far too versatile. Water is great but tea hydrates just as much and has the potential to be much much more.

Water has no sugar and isn't spicy. It's literally incomparable with soda.

Fanta Exotic is pretty dope tho :/

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I love me some cold water, but I love cold carbonated drinks EVEN MORE. Now what?

Fizzy water: G

I would put Polar Seltzer Water at A, all other selterzs at B, Dr Pepper at C, and the rest where they lie.

I'm with you, but for my wife's sake I'd move Dr. Pepper at least one tier above all others.

I'm going to disagree. Water, alone, is about a B+, maybe an A-. If you've ever been working out really intensely, to the point where you feel nauseous and could drink a liter of water and still be desperately thirsty, then you'll understand that you also need to get electrolytes, things like sodium, potassium, and magnesium. The mineral content in plain water is too low for that; a sugar-free (preferably unsweetened) sports drink is going to be better for you than water alone.