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[-] loopy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Standards? Reminds me of that 12-inch tall king…

Terrible leading, but made a great ruler

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Why can't noses be twelves inches long? Because then they would be a foot.

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