No no no, Hot Dog is a Quiche where I live

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Are you telling me that pop tarts are not in fact ravioli?

I am always telling people this in the is-a-hotdog-a-sandwich debate, and this diagram makes it abundantly clear:

A hotdog is a taco.

1: this dude doesn't know how calzones are made 2: calzones are sushi

A corn dog is a calzone.

Soup, chili, cereal; it's all just salad.

Yes. Pizza was always a lie.

Wouldn't a stuffed crust be sushi? It's a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza

Humans are Salad.

Unless they are still digesting, than they are often salad with croutons.

Sushi is just made with sushi rice. It has literally nothing to do with the shape of the food.

Well this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit

So... Pie and empanadas are calzone?

So a Wellington is a sushi or calzone?

A chilli relleno is a quiche

Oops my sushi fell on its side and turned into quiche.