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[–] 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Xi personally unscrews the lightbulbs in every Uyghur household

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago

    Xi climbing up a telephone pole with pliers between his teeth to steal Uyghur cable

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    president-emperor xi please the hoover dam yearns for liberation from californian imperialism

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago

    xibe-check give me your light bulb

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    another comprador who will be left twisting when those holding his leash receive their just punishments

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  • [+] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    They've developed a skilled high tech industry in thier most underdeveloped region, but at what cost.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    "But sure, let's build a pipeline across indigenous territory, and use indigenous resources!"

    Also, I thought they assumed every Muslim was a terrorist, so shouldn't westerners be celebrating that China is 'sticking it to the terrorists?'

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Electrical grid interconnections are imperialism! That’s why Texas is the most anti-imperialist place in the US!

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    The communists are stealing even the sun!

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  • [+] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)