billionaires are forced to waste incredible amounts of energy and resources creating unique experiences for their billionaire asses

This new Farmville update is shit. I can't even play it.

Calling it now The Zuckerburger

Already bored of the metaverse project, Mark?

No longer satisfied with just smokin' those meats, he now has to start at the source.

Considering how well the metaverse is doing, it's good to have a backup plan

WHO FUCKING CARES. TAKE NEWS OUT OF YOUR SITE'S NAME.

Pretty benign as far as billionaire hobbies go.

The rest seem to want to run their own private space programs or worse, meddle in politics.

when you have more money than you know what to do with

He's trying to make his own Kobe beef. Tha kfully this prick will die long before that will ever happen

He... uh... really pulling a Musk there, ain't he.

The fuck is wrong with feeding cows grass?

Cows eat grass, I've seen them do it

There's grass everywhere, even in hawaii I think

Fidel Castro would be proud

Beer and macadamia.

So... Drunk cows with the runs.

No

Silly Mark, following his logic eating the rich just got way more desirable.

And it is the only non-vegan, hopefully non sustainable option I allow.