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German Art (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 years ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] aard@kyu.de 150 points 2 years ago (4 children)

While failing at art he was still Austrian.

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[–] NevermindNoMind@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Crikey!

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

He trued to put his thumb in the bum of the jewish people

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 years ago

So they fail at art AND geography

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[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 7 points 2 years ago

Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 62 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I remember that one time an Austrian failed art and did some fucked up shit.

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[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Making everyone think Hitler was German is Austria's biggest victory.

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[–] lugal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Or his own. He identified as a German and wanted Austria to be part of Germany

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[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

One could argue that'd be about Mozart not being Bavarian

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[–] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

In the mein kampf manga it is heavily implied he was German in his earth.

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[–] madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 2 years ago (12 children)

I'm pretty sure Hitler was not the last German to fail art, so I'll take my chances.

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[–] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Aktshually he wasn't even German...

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[–] suction@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

Australia, Austria, Germany, Burkina-Faso, who can keep up when all those countries have such similar names??

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

And where the hell is Deutschland?

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Über Alles, of course. Just look up.

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[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Isn't that in California?

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

I believe it's another word for Holland

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[+] vsh@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[+] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

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[–] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 2 years ago (13 children)

He wasn't german and I don't think you're german. Germans usually know a lot about ww2....

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[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (5 children)

German education doesn't actually tell you much about the Second World War and more about the Shoa and the implications of the ideology of National Socialism. Less about military strategy (like Operation Market Garden etc), more about gas chambers and death camps, deportation logistics, systematic dehumanisation. Exceptions are analysis of speeches.

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[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

What does tell you a lot about WW2 are late night TV documentaries on N24 tho (I think they were bought and rebranded?)

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Austrian!

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[–] norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago (6 children)

My theory: OP is Austrian. Notice how they go out of their way to claim Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.

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[–] Notsosuperfloh@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago (5 children)

beethoven was a german. and hitler was a german with austrian migration background, because he had german citizenship, which makes him a german.

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[–] test113@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Yeah, but wasn't all the art stuff in austria pre-migration? So I would say he is a failed austrian painter turned german dictator?

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[–] norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Spotted the Austrian

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[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

Downvoting for being bad at history, not art (which is also bad)

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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Ford scoreboards and seven corollas ago I J Braham Lincoln saild the seas in the search of the one piece

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[–] manucode@infosec.pub 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If you're German, how do you explain your previous post.

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[–] eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Making fun of American "healthcare" is a global pastime.

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Laughed so hard I pulled a muscle. The hospital gave me ibuprofen and charged me $4,000.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You mean invade Russia in the middle of winter?

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[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

He never played Risk

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[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

Nor cunning use of flags.

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[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Here's your upvote. Keep practicing. I believe in you!

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[–] NoMoreLurking@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

We all do!

WE ALL DO!!!!!

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[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

HEIL BOLDERDASH9!

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[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No, no, not like that.

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[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago*

Ok, ok, how about this.

Glory to you and your house Bolderdash9.

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[–] NoMoreLurking@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, yeah, just to clarify...

We all believe that he can be a great artist, not the next Führer 🤣

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[–] crsu@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

So what you're saying is Hitler needed midjourney?

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

Well that depends. Are you going to go on a rampage indiscriminately, or discriminately?

Because I will be damned before I'll enable a racist murderer!

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[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

A racist is fine and so is a murderer, but a racist murderer is where we draw the line

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[–] BoiLudens@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

This isn’t art?

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[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

ITT: ackshurwarbgarblinglly a shitpost.

Y'all let your mommies know so she can give you a dino chicken nuggy for being such a smart boy.

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[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip [S] 3 points 2 years ago

I don't think Lemmy knows what shitposting is. Either that or they just take everything too serious lol

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[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Became an engineer?

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