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[–] 92 points 2 years ago (5 children)

"Ooh that's really cool" is not what I'd expect to hear after saying I'm a software engineer

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Software Engineers are highly paid. Many women want a guy that can provide.

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  • [+] -16 points 2 years ago* (3 children)
  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Someone is into OP or whoever is in gold, at least for now. Even if you don't find it cool, flatter to keep conversation and interest. It could be genuine as in finding interest in anything your crush is into interesting, or be just practical.

    Also, people are attractive/interesting when they speak about stuff they're passionate about. Lots of people will listen to you blab on about something they know nothing about or care nothing about if you interest them in your delivery.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    how so? my experience is that people tend to be impressed and intrigued and they hear I'm a software engineer

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  • [+] -31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    "software engineer" is such a stupid, shallow and arrogant description. I'm not an engineer and neither are you.

    I'm a software developer, developer for short. All these fake "engineers" and "scientists" tend to be arrogant stuck up pricks.

    Dude, you're a code monkey. You're not creating autocad graphs for Airbus, so get off your high horse.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    A developer is one that just codes. An engineer is one that mocks up their feature, leads meetings to explain what they are going to do and debates with others about the proposed implementation, codes it, tests it thoroughly, then answers any questions about what they made months later and diagnoses issues that QA found. Maybe you're just a code monkey, but my job is a lot more.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Yeah I'm an SW engineer and my job is 30% coding max. Equal part is requirements engineering (so translate sys reqs to sw reqs, ensure traceability and such), static code analysis and dev tests plus 10% change management. The last part is the most interesting part as this includes analysis of feasabilty, risk and impact assessment as well as proposing/reviewing sys reqs for new or existing features. Glad I'm not a sys dev though as they don't get to code at all.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    tbh if I hear someone is into tech I'm interested

    like yay someone with interests!

    and others who aren't interested in tech are interested anyway because what we do sounds like some sort of witchcraft to them loll

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    ?? Not in 30 years have I run into such a thing.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yeah more like has shitty coworkers.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Or he constantly needs help with easy problems that a quick stackoverflow with 30k upvotes could fix. And he doesn't remember anything after you've showed him twice

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    It's been a week and my CEO still hasn't responded my email asking for scope clarification for a project he asked me to do...

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    I quit my company a week ago because as a company of 13 people the communication at all levels was so poor compared to my previous job working with over 20 and several departments. I’m not usually one to judge people’s degrees, but our boss has a biosciences and GIS degree and somehow wandered their way into software management and has the biggest superiority complex I’ve ever seen. These people plague the software development landscape so, my condolences for your CEO who is probably too busy looking at golf clubs and scheduling tee times while writing up an email about how hard executive management works to get back to you.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    She matched with you because she wants to fuck. Ask her out bruh.

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  • [+] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
  • Ummm... excuse me. I think you mean "software engineering isn't cool." Which is also completely false. It is cool. It just makes for a shitty topic of conversation when the other person has no idea what you're talking about.

    But what do I know? I'm a scotch swilling, cigar smoking, reasonably competent DIYer, Dad who would rather go outside or do anything that doesn't involve a computer in my spare time.

    Oh, And my wife says she thinks I'm cool so I have that going for me.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That's called "working on a team larger than 1"

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago*

    I'm basically a code bitch. I'm loaned out to other teams to write scripts. They usually also want me to run them in addition to writing them. Typically with my own compute resources.

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