If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

@tomkatt
This isn't a shower thought, it's just a repost of an ancient meme

It's not the falling that kills you, it's the sudden stop

There have been a couple people that survived falling without a working parachute. Crazy rare, though.

You only need one if you plan to skydive twice.

As long as you can figure out that first step you're fine!

You could also use a wingsuit, or a whole lot of helium balloons.