This is why I think everyone should sit down and pee
this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2023
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Iβve thought about this more than Iβm willing to admit. My theory is that men are scratching their bits while urinating and it causes excessive splatter. π·
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Already know the answer, but how do women even possibly piss on the toilet seat? It SHOULD be physically impossible, unless Iβm an idiot and doing it wrong.
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There was this guy at work that would pee on the floor instead of in the toilet, at a frequency of maybe once or twice a week. Never would own up to it and made everyone else clean it up.
He must have gotten his jollys from it, was on too many rx drugs to notice, or had some malicious intent going on.
Never found out who it was, everytime I had a hunch the guy would quit or get fired and it kept up. Thank God I started working from home. Ugh
That's the thing: it was always a new person. Cut the head off of one snake only for another to appear.
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Itβs not just public restrooms. I work in an SMALL ALL office building where 75% of the workers are remote and the people who donβt are not low-paid workers and STILL men piss everywhere in the bathroom here too. Itβs insane how stupid and selfish our society is.
There was hair/lint on my dick and I had to go too bad to check before letting rip.
I don't leave the piss there, though.
You should see when someone pisses on top of the urinal. Thats a real treat.
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