What if it's not about him not being able to come up with his own material but about him liking Hitler?

All he wants to do is yell incoherently in front of groups of people. He never stopped doing it even when he was in office.

Take the moron off the ballot and let him fade away in semi crowded gyms yelling at clouds.

Honestly, Trump and his base are straight up traitors and should all be deported.

I find it funny he can’t stack his background anymore with 3 token black men, now it’s just white men

Crystalnacht is what is next.

"It is a pathetic, dog-like face, the face of a man suffering under intolerable wrongs. In a rather more manly way it reproduces the expression of innumerable pictures of Christ crucified, and there is little doubt that that is how Hitler sees himself. The initial, personal cause of his grievance against the universe can only be guessed at; but at any rate the grievance is here. He is the martyr, the victim, Prometheus chained to the rock, the self-sacrificing hero who fights single-handed against impossible odds. If he were killing a mouse he would know how to make it seem like a dragon. "

• George Orwell's review of Mein Kampf. Gave it two stars.

I really hate that this isn't an Onion headline.