I think I've seen Spongebob's Patrick looking like that.

That's a lot more cuts, which all need to be quite precise, and it leads to a lot more waste than simply cutting it into halves or quarters and pulling out the pith and seeds, which only takes a coupke of seconds once you have the knack.

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But yours doesn't look like a face at all

I've never found the white part to be bitter. I like it better than the thin parts with less flesh-to-skin ratio. And it's super easy to cut away just the seed area, tapping off any random seeds before slicing the big sections.

He looks like he eats aquarium gravel because he thinks it's candy.