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[–] 7 points 1 hour ago (8 children)

You wipe‽
You're supposed to wash!
Use a bidet!

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You can add anti capsaicin agents and eat savory sauce pain free.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 hour ago (5 children)

    This is going to sound crazy, but I stole these memes.

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