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[–] 12 points 3 hours ago (8 children)

You wipe‽
You're supposed to wash!
Use a bidet!

Bonus:
You can add anti capsaicin agents and eat savory sauce pain free.

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

    This is going to sound crazy, but I stole these memes.

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