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[–] [email protected] 130 points 11 months ago (3 children)

That's kind of how stage names work.

I've insisted people call me "esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie" for months and only like 2 people here ever did that. Breaks my heart.πŸ’”

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Whoa whoa whoa, are you Margot Robbie? As in, the esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie? What an honor.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Of course I am, would I really lie to you over the Internet?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

NGL, The first time I saw your username I really truly believed, and My heart was pounding and I was astounded and I was about to post something telling everyone that

she's really here! She's one of us!

I went down quite a rabbit hole reading everything in your profile before I realized

you're extremely knowledgeable about computers and you spend a lot of time on Lemmy, couldn't possibly be a world-traveling, in-high-demand, constantly busy Hollywood actress.

But I've also imagined after every interview we've seen her do, she immediately picks up her smartphone and goes straight to Lemmy because this is where she spends all her free time.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

It's surprising how much extra time I can save when without Twitter or Instagram in my life.

Also, why can't I know a little bit about computers? Didn't I tell you Barbie is everything?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And I want to believe I will finally win that Oscar next March...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I will be rooting for you, esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie

Fingers crossed that I'll get to call you esteemed Academy Award winning character actress Margot Robbie

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You're the most prolific person on Lemmy or I just always notice your comments. Because I'm a huge fan of course.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey, have you ever met Taylor Swift? I heard she gives great IT security advice over at https://infosec.exchange/@SwiftOnSecurity

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Prince literally wanted us to call him a symbol with no explanation.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 11 months ago (5 children)

It took me years until I finally learned why he did that. It had something to do with the music industry owning his name. He reclaimed ownership of all his music and art and made a departure from the extortionate music industry.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Could've picked something easier to pronounce, though.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It was actually brilliant. Got everyone talking about him without really giving up β€˜Prince’ in the public consciousness.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Never thought of it that way but yeah. Gave up his name without actually giving it up. Brilliant. That guy was savy as fuck. Also a genius.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I asked GPT why:

In the early 1990s, Prince was embroiled in a contractual dispute with Warner Bros., his record company. He felt they were restraining his creativity by not allowing him to release albums as frequently as he desired. In 1993, in an act of rebellion, he changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol, which was a combination of the male and female gender symbols, in order to free himself from his contract obligations to Warner Bros. Since the symbol had no pronunciation, he was often referred to as "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince" during that period. He returned to using the name Prince in 2000, after his publishing contract with Warner Bros. expired.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (5 children)

The unpronounceable symbol :

Hollow circle above downward arrow crossed with a curlicued horn-shaped symbol and then a short bar

(known to fans as the "Love Symbol")

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Artists be like that. Stage names have been a thing for quite some time.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Writers use pen names too. I'm kinda confused why OP even thinks this is notable?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

I'm a performer, people have literally worked under the assumption that my stage name is my legal name. It's not really surprising.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Vin Diesels real name is Mark Sinclair and weve all accepted that too. Marilyn Manson's name is Brian Warner and Alice Cooper was born Vincent Furnier. Stage names are pretty common with performers

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

But Sinclair stations DO sell diesel.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Gene Simmons is really Chaim Witz

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I love this thread. It's becoming informative and amusing.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that just kind of... how names are supposed to work?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

I had to double back to your comment because at first I glances at it and thought yeah... Then I thought about it some more and thought .... Yes! That is exactly how they work. Papers plus or minus but that is the way they work. We all agree upon it and bam. You are now named!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The fact there is a dude out there who wants to be called "Buckethead" and wears a bucket of KFC over his head but also has the sickest guitar skills ever is even weirder.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Never heard of Buckethead before so I had to look him up. HOLY FUCK can that dude shred.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

JK Rowling also writes as Robert Galbraith.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Does that qualify as irony?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like Rafael Cruz’s proposal that everyone else must use their given name, TERFs have rules for thee not for me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Irony of the subtype heavy.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (9 children)

In case people don't know, JK Rowling's pen name is a reference to Robert Galbraith Heath, a psychiatrist who experimented with gay conversion therapy in the 60s and 70s using surgically implanted electrodes on gay men's brains. He claims to have "cured" one of them. He did lots of other fucked up things too, and of course Rowling denies her pen name has anything to do with him. FWIW, she also claims she's not a bigot, but her words and actions clearly indicate otherwise.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nobody gives a shit anymore. You could tell people to call you Tree Stump and most would. Of course you'd better have a good story (true or otherwise) for when someone asks about it and not just some boring idunno.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Like a lot of celebrities?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

.....yeah? What about that fact?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

All we hear is, radio Gaga

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

All I know is that I love it when they call me big papa.

Often, while waving their hands in the air like they just don't care.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, have you seen/heard her perform? She's very convincing.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Just wait until you hear about Engelbert Humperdinck.

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