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[โ€“] 2 points 15 hours ago

Is Jesus bigger than a bread box?

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

    If you really want your mind blown, look at early Church depictions:

    For the first 300 or so years Jesus looked like this:

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

    The oldest-known depiction of Jesus portrayed him as a donkey:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexamenos_graffito

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  • Was he described as being inside the temple to scare them out, or holding it in the air shaking it like a toy?

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    [โ€“] 14 points 1 day ago

    Duh. Everybody knows he looked like this:

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  • I heard he had functional tear glands and feet.

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I would argue his cross-section is probably smaller than the temple gate. That's one more limit

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