They were specifically called for because the governed want celibacy. I wish I used their serivces more often.

I always assumed the volcel police protected volcels from sexual deviants trying to end their celibacy

the volcel police much like the real police arent bound by the same laws they enforce, hence they're not incels because they're constantly fucking

Fashion Police, or Non-Fashion Police?

Crime Police or Non-Crime Police?

New York Police or New Jersey Police?

You are misunderstanding. If the citizen said 'yes' to sex, then the answer is obviously 'yes'. But the thing is they are not gonna say 'yes'. They would never say 'yes', because of the implication. What implication? The implication that things might go wrong for them if they have sex. Not that things are gonna go wrong for them, but they're thinking that they will. Why aren't you understanding this?

Their purpose is to gulag the incels and noncels to make the streets non-annoying for volcels

no, because reasons