cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/9817394

Miss Rachel is metal

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[–] 10 points 1 hour ago (1 child)

So between the St. Anger debacle, jailing their own fans for downloading their music, and this, are Metallica the biggest pussies in the business?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 hour ago* (1 child)

    Um ackchyually, Miss Rachel is more Punk than Metal.

    189010

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  • [–] 15 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

    Really from the band that crashed out over Napster?

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  • [–] 2 points 23 minutes ago

    "it should have been Lars" meme printed on a t-shirt
    T-SHIRTS GOOOOOOOOD

    CRITICISING ISRAELI GOVERNMENT BAAAAAD

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  • [–] 3 points 43 minutes ago

    Metallica hasn't been metal since 'Justice'

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  • [–] 44 points 3 hours ago (8 children)

    James is a fucking coward and metallica is shit.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 hours ago (5 children)

    I never got over having my Napster account blocked because I had one of their shit songs.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

    I mean, that was back when they were still making good music afair..

    Their anti piracy crusade still made them shit overall, of course, especially Ulrich.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 child)

    I'm not afraid to say that it's my honest opinion that Metallica hasn't had a good album (musically) since "...and Justice For All."

    Load/Reload struggled to give us anything other than radio shill & everything after that was empty & hollow.

    Pan-fucking-Tera & Slayer spanked them so hard they had to use cum & blood (allegedly) for anyone to give a shit, and that was just album covers.

    Don't even get me started about the album without any solos. It's wasn't necessary to include solos, but they made it obvious they chose not to.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 hour ago

    I'm not afraid to say that it's my honest opinion that Metallica hasn't had a good album (musically) since "...and Justice For All."

    Agreed. That's their best (yes, better than the black album) and last good album IMO.

    I guess I remembered the Napster affair as being earlier or Load being later than it actually was 🤷🏻

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  • [–] 15 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

    Did Metallica do a sheeran?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

    Can't wait for the single Ms Rachael metal sing along “𝕾𝕺𝕷𝕴𝕯𝕬𝕽𝕴𝕿𝖄 𝕴𝕾 𝕱𝕺𝕽 𝕰𝖁𝕰𝕽𝖄𝕺𝕹𝕰!”

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 hour ago* (2 children)

    𝕾𝕺𝕷𝕴𝕯𝕬𝕽𝕴𝕿𝖄 𝕴𝕾 𝕱𝕺𝕽 𝕰𝖁𝕰𝕽𝖄𝕺𝕹𝕰!”

    So metal you need special skills to decipher most of it 🤘🏼😄🤘🏼

    I can tell that the last part is "for everyone", but the rest, I can't 😄

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  • [–] 6 points 3 hours ago (7 children)

    What is this supposed to mean?

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

    Probably has to do with this bullshit from Hetfield.

    As a bonus, here's an article about Roger Waters rightfully calling him out for it.

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  • [–] -3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

    "All in all it was

    Metallica suckin' Jewish balls"

    (matzah)

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  • [–] 13 points 3 hours ago

    Metallica are a bunch of lame ass sellout mofos that stole credit for their best works from Dave Mustaine, made a huge fuss about Napster & then went on to write a series of increasingly terrible albums; eventually pretending to be rebels from the safety of their mansions.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 hours ago (14 children)

    I saw that too, and took a screenshot as well. So either you are going through my pictures & posting them ...or we are really close at dragging the screenshot square the same way....

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 hours ago (13 children)

    Nah, I'm just crossposting a good post to a community I think will appreciate it 🤷🏻

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  • [–] 4 points 2 hours ago (12 children)

    No worries, friend

    You have passed the test

    (Hands over rusty sword with handle covered in cheese dust)

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 2 hours ago (11 children)

    accepts it, puzzled

    This trombone has a weird shape..

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  • [–] 5 points 2 hours ago* (10 children)

    ..........................

    .... ..

    You are faced with a dusted cheesy hilt of a magical sword and a mouthpiece of a wind-instrument

    A green hat & ocarina sit on a shelf next to a pile of crusty socks & a picture of a blonde princess with pointy ears.

    Outside the window of the mildewed room, you see a lake with another sultry wench. She is holding the blade of a sword.

    Choose.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 hours ago (9 children)
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    The sultry wench meets your lustful gaze and throws the sword towards you. It sticks into a crusty picture of a large breasted demon, right between her boobs.

    A donkey comes bursting into your room (ass first) and asks if you are okay. Seeing the blade, it turns it's donkey head towards you and asks if you are actually ready to venture further into the mouth of madness?

    Do you follow the donkey? Or do you decide to invent bassoon?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 hour ago (6 children)

    Assure ass in the affirmative

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  • [–] 3 points 56 minutes ago (5 children)

    The donkey affirmatively assures you in solidarity, crawling into bed with you.

    Unfortunately, the donkey is rather large for a donkey and rolls over, causing you to asphyxiate.

    You have suffocated by donkey. Evil overtakes the kingdom as your skeleton becomes a donkey's body pillow.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 53 minutes ago (4 children)
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    Enter new name. 4 characters only. Choose a new class+, Steve Buscemi or Steve Martin.

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    You spring to life standing in the middle of a dark & damp pub, next to a friendly looking man who is offering you a towel.

    He introduces himself as "Ford" and urges you to take the towel, meanwhile commenting on how you resemble Steve Buscemi.

    Do you take the towel or reach into the pocket of your robe for some analgesics?

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