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Miss Rachel is metal

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[–] 2 points 1 hour ago (4 children)

Enter new name. 4 characters only. Choose a new class+, Steve Buscemi or Steve Martin.

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    You spring to life standing in the middle of a dark & damp pub, next to a friendly looking man who is offering you a towel.

    He introduces himself as "Ford" and urges you to take the towel, meanwhile commenting on how you resemble Steve Buscemi.

    Do you take the towel or reach into the pocket of your robe for some analgesics?

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 child)

    Take towel, sass that hoopy frood Ford Prefect

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    Ford sticks out an experienced thumb and after a somewhat messy pop sound you are both surrounded with a very brilliant & somewhat comfortable white light.

    You are now standing inside a rather small refrigerator of a very Froody vessel.

    Do you attempt to:

    1. Open the refrigerator

    2. Make a sandwich

    Or

    1. Take the analgesic from the pocket of your robe ( which is now frantically screaming "Eat me, Arse!")
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