cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/9817394

Miss Rachel is metal

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[–] 4 points 3 hours ago (15 children)

I saw that too, and took a screenshot as well. So either you are going through my pictures & posting them ...or we are really close at dragging the screenshot square the same way....

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 hours ago (14 children)

    Nah, I'm just crossposting a good post to a community I think will appreciate it 🤷🏻

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  • [–] 4 points 3 hours ago (13 children)

    No worries, friend

    You have passed the test

    (Hands over rusty sword with handle covered in cheese dust)

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 3 hours ago (12 children)

    accepts it, puzzled

    This trombone has a weird shape..

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  • [–] 5 points 3 hours ago* (11 children)

    ..........................

    .... ..

    You are faced with a dusted cheesy hilt of a magical sword and a mouthpiece of a wind-instrument

    A green hat & ocarina sit on a shelf next to a pile of crusty socks & a picture of a blonde princess with pointy ears.

    Outside the window of the mildewed room, you see a lake with another sultry wench. She is holding the blade of a sword.

    Choose.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 hours ago (10 children)
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    The sultry wench meets your lustful gaze and throws the sword towards you. It sticks into a crusty picture of a large breasted demon, right between her boobs.

    A donkey comes bursting into your room (ass first) and asks if you are okay. Seeing the blade, it turns it's donkey head towards you and asks if you are actually ready to venture further into the mouth of madness?

    Do you follow the donkey? Or do you decide to invent bassoon?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 hours ago (7 children)

    Assure ass in the affirmative

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  • [–] 3 points 1 hour ago (6 children)

    The donkey affirmatively assures you in solidarity, crawling into bed with you.

    Unfortunately, the donkey is rather large for a donkey and rolls over, causing you to asphyxiate.

    You have suffocated by donkey. Evil overtakes the kingdom as your skeleton becomes a donkey's body pillow.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 hour ago (5 children)
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    Enter new name. 4 characters only. Choose a new class+, Steve Buscemi or Steve Martin.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 hour ago (3 children)
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    You spring to life standing in the middle of a dark & damp pub, next to a friendly looking man who is offering you a towel.

    He introduces himself as "Ford" and urges you to take the towel, meanwhile commenting on how you resemble Steve Buscemi.

    Do you take the towel or reach into the pocket of your robe for some analgesics?

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 45 minutes ago (1 child)

    Take towel, sass that hoopy frood Ford Prefect

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  • [–] 1 point 33 minutes ago

    Ford sticks out an experienced thumb and after a somewhat messy pop sound you are both surrounded with a very brilliant & somewhat comfortable white light.

    You are now standing inside a rather small refrigerator of a very Froody vessel.

    Do you attempt to:

    1. Open the refrigerator

    2. Make a sandwich

    Or

    1. Take the analgesic from the pocket of your robe ( which is now frantically screaming "Eat me, Arse!")
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