EXCUSE ME? I beg to differ 😤 😤 😤

I'd like to speak with the MANAGER of the Onion RIGHT NOW! maddened

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[–] 3 points 2 hours ago

Banana confidently assured of itself

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  • [–] 3 points 3 hours ago

    Do no removed the corn.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 hours ago*

    Everyone say Thank You to indigenous Americans for giving us this most erotic crop

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  • [–] 14 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    Mfers never heard of clitoria

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  • [–] 23 points 9 hours ago

    He was rejected for his message. - corn-man-khrush

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  • Yim yum indeed panting

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    goddamn the onion has really fallen off, they're just reporting real news now

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  • [–] 6 points 8 hours ago

    Fuck off, garlic

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  • [–] 29 points 12 hours ago*

    Country girls make, country girls make... you... you know the rest man biden-alert

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  • [–] 7 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

    It can get pretty smutty, so this tracks

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  • [–] 5 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

    I've eaten this at a fancy restaurant. It was really good

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  • [–] 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

    I've heard that from so many sources, but my brain can't get over how it looks :(

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  • [–] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

    On the plate it just looks like little bits of black/grey fungus with a bit of sauce on it. It's very inoffensive to look at and it's delicious

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  • [–] 2 points 4 hours ago

    You know what, good point lol. I have no idea what I thought but that seems pretty obvious now. I don't think I've ever seen it on a menu though, my only exposure to it has been as an ingredient in stores/markets. But if someone put it in front of me I would probably try it without thinking about it (assuming the dish was vegan)

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  • [–] 27 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    sexiest PLANT? buddy, we've got flowers that look like dicks and boobs and fucking anything, and you're calling CORN sexy? is it just because it rhymes with porn?? wake up.

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  • [–] 21 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    I would like to thank the academy.

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  • [–] 17 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

    What fruits are we sexualizing on hexbear? Gotta' be melons right?

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    When reached for comment they replied “ahbewm nab nab huyun nam nam eedah”

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