You've caught me in a trap.

If I'm straight then my wife will think i have no standards and might feel self conscious.

If I'm gay then one of us (myself or my wife) has to transition.

Hexbear authoritarian regime strikes again

it's actually gay to get pussy

they reduced the size of Chun Li’s thick thighs

Ok so what if you're bi and picky 🤔

You know, they do tend to sound like a catty gay fashion designer shit talking prospective models, so maybe you’re on to something here

huh I couldda swore this was c/badposting

"I believe men should be held to the basic standards of a functional society and subject to social and physical repercussions when they fail to live up to those standards."

The fact that object permanence only applies to men when it's time to hold them accountable and I literally forget they exist as a class of people unless I'm tragically forced to look at one makes me a misandrist and a lesbian.

Also the homosexuality, that helps too.

We have a kinda insult in Spanish for people like that: follamises (misses fucker, as in they'd only fuck miss universe)

G A Y M E R S

I think that makes Juicy J the straightest man alive.

This is kind of true. The pickiest people tend to be ones who view their opposite sex partner more as a commodity to impress their same gender acquaintances instead of someone they are actually attracted to

I'm diamoric

Well now I need to get into gaming :3

What if I have low standards for the same sex, am I gay then?