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A pregnancy test with the check engine light

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[–] 1 point 2 days ago

No-longer-virgin oil.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 days ago

    No matter what happens it's going to be expensive.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    It looks like the strength and certainty of steel was not so certain after all :3 /ref

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  • [–] 11 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Where the OBD port on that mf

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago

    ... when you identify as a 2006 toyota corolla too many times...

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    most likely your farts are 5% more toxic, but you're still functional

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Why would an android be powered by an internal combustion engine? Surely they'd run on electricity instead?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago

    why would a modern vehicle be powered by an internal combustion engine? Surely they'd run on electricity instead, which is cheaper and more reliable and more powerful?

    if your gf can't go vrum vrum what's the point? are you a girl? REAL men want their spouses to belch smoke at passing cyclists.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Thanks to AI, I'm pretty sure there'll be a country song about a man's truck getting pregnant.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 days ago

    Gonna have to put this one down..

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