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[–] [S] 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

My dresses voted against unionizing, so that strap can get back to work like the rest of them and be grateful it has a job at all!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    LOL getting some whip-wielding vibes on this one, niiiiiiice

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 days ago* (2 children)

    It's all a ploy, I'd fold like paper crane if they pushed back at all. But of course they don't know that, because dresses are particularly prone to class insolidarity. And also they're not very smart, because they're dresses.

    (edit: this is really more of a bodysuit than a dress I guess - I don't know why I keep calling it one)

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I'm howling 😂 thanks for indulging this hahaha

    Maybe you're crushing its propensity for insubordination by first destroying its sense of identity?? And everybody knows the bodysuit syndicate is tight and doesn't screw around.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 2 days ago*

    Yes! We in the bourgeoussy must stop at nothing to forestall the dicktatorship of the holitariat!

    (oh believe me, this has been a welcome distraction from the work I really should be doing right now...)

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