This is a legally binding contract btw

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[–] 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

Yo I'm up what kinds of rivalries are you into?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I just tagged you as "Enemy"

    So it begins

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I havent been able to figure out how to tag users on Voyager so this post might genuinely make me have to switch apps to something that will let me.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 days ago (6 children)

    Not signing up for the contract! I just want to say a joke

    Watch this, it's all a secret plot to have an enemy to lover story /j

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  • [–] [S] 38 points 2 days ago (5 children)
  • [–] 24 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    I was the true enemy all along for spoiling the plan >:3

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  • [–] 45 points 2 days ago (7 children)

    Hi! I think you smell and are weird

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  • [–] [S] 48 points 2 days ago (6 children)

    So fun fact, I actually don't have a sense of smell. Been to multiple doctors about it and nobody has any idea why.

    So I will 100% hand to you that I'm weird because wtf is that but definitionally I do not smell. I am unable to.

    That said, for lying to me you have become my greatest enemy!

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  • [–] 44 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    Huh, weird coincidence, I have a terrible sense of smell too. But I smelled you from across the internet, so what does that say about you? FOUL SMELLING FOE

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  • [–] [S] 38 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    GAH! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I SMELL BAD OR NOT WHEN I AM SO BAD AT SMELLING!!

    THIS IS WAR!

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  • [–] 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    I wrote a limerick about you.

    There once was a poster online

    stinking's their primary crime

    their name's something like 'Maven'

    they needed a savin'

    from forgetting to soap all of the time

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Heh, you might have bit off more than you can chew with this one!

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    Please state 5 things I might have an unpopular opinion on so we can properly start a beef.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Is water wet?

    How many holes does a straw have?

    Whats the best linux distribution?

    Star Wars or Star Trek?

    Favorite literary quote?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Water is a wetting liquid, but it's more about the material it's in contact with that makes it wet.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetting

    Best Linux distribution depends on your use case and may change with time. I use Bazzite myself, and set my mom up with Mint. Also, someone should spin up something called Normal Linux specialized for statistics, so it would be a normal distribution.

    Both is good.

    Anything by Pratchett, he is very quotable. Off the top of my head, Vimes' economic theory of boots, or the parable of the fire.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Okay but water is rarely just a single molecule and therefore a molecule of water (a weetjng liquid) contacts another molecule of water and makes it wet.

    Okay thats a fair point but I refuse to accept "it depends" as an answer in a thread where we are trying to start a fight.

    As someone who recently watched all of the Star Wars films, I disagree.

    I just can't argue here since I completely agree.

    HOWEVER! I noticed your cowardice! I have caught you! You completely ignored the holes in the straw!!!!

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  • I forgot the straw!

    A straw has two holes. As proof, a thought experiment.

    Imagine you have a sheet of paper. You cut a hole in it. You now obviously have one hole.

    Now take another sheet of paper and cut a hole in that one as well. You now very obviously have two holes.

    Now take a third sheet of paper. You join a point on one end to a holed sheet of paper and join a point on the opposite side to the other holed sheet of paper.

    You continue joining points around the holes. Eventually the third sheet of paper becomes a tube. The original two holes are the ends of the tube.

    The third sheet of paper could easily be rolled into a tube by itself, but this is to illustrate that each end of the tub is its own hole.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    (ง’̀-‘́)ง

    Bring it on

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    Sorry, I only do nemesis.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    hey I can do this, i recently stopped using GPL for my code in favour of BSD

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  • [–] 21 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Sacrebleu ! Voilà mon ennemi juré. Notre combat sera épique 💪

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbnb-HaJ25U

    Rubblebucket - "If U C My Enemies" (Official Music Video)

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  • [–] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    I never expected to find my archrival here, of all places! Have at you!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    My mind instantly went to this crappypasta

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  • [–] 14 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Umm hmm how’s this for an insult: you’re bad at being unlikable 😤

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    I bet you think the obstacle coursers defeat the nanoscientist

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I don't even know what you look like, so now I'm going to have to growl at everyone I meet?

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    [–] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Fine. You can be my enemy for a now, but I sincerely doubt you can withstand the might of being legally bound.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    I chuck my used chewing gum into nature, instead of the waste bin. Come fight me.

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